About convenience store roses and how NOT TO USE ONE....By Leanne & Kevin Benton

Note: This is our own work and is souly ours and the whole and no bit or part by be copied without our prior permission!Ok so I have been very remiss in my blogging. I still am soo tired from my hospital jaunts that I don't really have it in me to amuse you with daily blah blah so a friend has reminded me of one of my "Leanne stories" and I figure I will share that with you today. Enjoy. I am sure they did:(

About convenience store roses and how NOT TO USE ONE....By Leanne & Kevin Benton
I gotta tell this story or bust. Last time I had a rose from there is was just one of those "in the moment" things. I was standing there paying for gas and there they were. I had been dating casually 2 different guys and lived by myself. Would have loved to "snag" either of these two guys, one only slightly more than the other...so I see the roses and a plans starts to formulate...should have stopped there. Duhr! Mistake #1.
So guy A shows up that afternoon and rose is on table. "Who's the rose from?" -me "guy B" to this he asks (already knowing that there IS a guy B btw, now jealous,) "who is this guy A" he asks of me, I figure what can it hurt, the guy is from good standing and handsome and they would have gone to school together so I figure to divulge this info will only further my cause right? so I answer.
Mistake #2 Later that nite Guy B shows up and ask "who gave you a rose?" also knowing of Guy A. I again use same psy. I answer with a name once again...
Mistake #3 Fast forward to next day...BOOM Failure to Launch!

Note on door from Guy A & Guy B...written TOGETHER!
Dear Leanne, we are cousins and discussed you and "THE ROSE" to decide on who cared for you more so one of us could step aside, however...in our little discussion we both discovered a small detail you seem to have "glossed over" or shall we say "embellished"... so tell us...WHO BOUGHT THE DAMN ROSE?! Love, Evan & Pete
Call us, we'll be at Pete's house this evening, we're really curious?

OH SNAP!!! I stared at the phone all night everytime it rang like it was a viper! LOL's I's skeered of dem conv store roses, days gots mo than thorns! Please let me know if you enjoyed this blog. I will post more of my "Leanne stories" Stay Tuned, Ya never know what I'll say next, LOL LeeLee:)
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