The Different Goals of the Sexes when Dating

The Different Goals of the Sexes when Dating By Leanne&Kevin Benton
(Note: This our own work soul, by us and the whole or no bit or part is to be copied without our prior permission!)

Have decided that I have been helping several buddies of the men persuasion of late with there pick-up lines and dating skills. Friends have always said I was good at counsel sooo...todays topic... Dating!

First I think men and women have different goals when dating at different times in life.
20's Men ~ get laid
Chics~nice guy/bf, trial runs for hubby shopping WHILE havin fun & lastly get laid
30's Men ~ GET LAID
Women~(we have evolved now from chics) freshly divorced they are now hubby hunting and not about to make the poor man with kids mistake again so they are gold diggers and not ashamed of it! or badly damaged goods and just looking for comfort (in this case men RUN!) or they are just sick of men and plan on using you before you can use them...please refer back to golddigger but without fear of commitment, lastly the woman that has a biological clock ticking VERY LOUDLY and needs a man...ANY MAN, just a "baby daddy" (again men run! don't look back!)
40's Men ~Get Laid & possibly settle down (ie. find a woman who will cook & not notice that he is losing his hair & "game")
Women~Becoming desperate or independent at this point. If they have been alone for long at this age then they don't feel like babysitting a man or picking up after one so guys you have missed your window of opportunity with this woman unless she is in my second category...DESPERATE! she maybe desperately hunting a soulmate or desperately needing a man to support her in her older age and fleeting beauty. This woman ain't dumb, she knows she only has so long before she is over the hill so she is "desperate" to reel her in a live one!
I can't advise past 40's I am not there yet and have no friends far past this age from whom to observe...
stay tuned for my next revelation... You may not like it but I call it how I see it. Some women may think I women bashed today. Not so. Or rather I gave both sexes equal hell. I just didn't elaborate on the men, but then if we are honest with ourselves ladies, men are simple and my explaination was quite sufficient I do believe. If I MUST add a bash for those of you that will not be satisfied, men just need to be fed, f&cked & the remote in clear easy access:)
til next time....

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