Random Thoughts by Leanne & Kevin Benton

Random thoughts by Leanne & Kevin Benton
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In deciding what to write about today I thought I might just write about the constant thoughts that tumble about in my head all day and night. I have always had random thoughts and feelings conflicting wildly like weeds growing in a freshly fertilized garden. Fasten you seatbelts, this may be bumpy ride full of twist and turn you didn't see coming.

I wonder why Dr.s bothered to figure out how to suck fat out of bodies but haven't developed a way to suck snot out so we could instantly feel better when we get a head cold? Now THAT would be a great discovery!

I sometimes wonder why God says he loves us sooo much and tells us to procreate then makes babies diapers smell like Hell on earth? Now you know you've wondered that too...come on now!

I have found myself pondering the thought from time to time why it is usually right after you clean the house that you become the MOST inspired to cook the largest in meal in history and hence...the house in now in worse shape than when you began...dishes everywhere from the kitchen to living room (who uses a table right?) dishwhr to load TWICE prolly, clothes everywhere (cuz of course you had to change to sweats after THAT BIG meal!) and yer not gonna get around to cleanin it AGAIN today so YEPPER you gotta do it ALL OVER again tomorrow. Now don't you feel stupid? Why do we do that? I wonder about that...

I wonder why a few HUNDRED people die from the swine flu and there is hand gel every damn where you go now like it's magic fairy spuge but MILLIONS die from AIDS and NOBODY wants to wear a friggin condom...WTH PEOPLE???

I often see fat or just slightly chubby chics and wonder why in the hell or WHERE in the hell they got the idea that they of ALL people could pull off those low rider jeans and belly shirts? EWWW! I so didn't want to see that. GAWD! I also wonder if the belly shirt is ACTUALLY a belly shirt atoll, quite possibly it is merely just the shrink factor in play here...again refer back to EWWW! Do they have a fun house mirror or did some A-hole for kicks tell them "damn baby you look good tonite!" and they been hittin the Jr's section ever since...wrong! Guys, Puleeze, don't do that...I sometime eat out before I go to Walmart and I pay good money for that dinner...*Hurl*

Christmas gift shanigans...I wonder sometimes...why is it I always fall for that line..."Oh I got you something really good! You're gonna LUV it! OMG!" That always means REGIFT!!! and that I am about to have it broke off in me. I wonder why it is that I always BELIEVE them, worry myself sick until I come up with the perfect, most thoughtful gift for them in return?

Cats ahh, my love, so I find myself pondering many a thought about them. I wonder why they are so sweet but never want to be petted when you are in the mood to pet them. How on earth a cat that has no doggie friend & never goes outside can possibly get a flea? How it can lay around for so long all day and do nothing and suddenly not be stiff as a board when it does an stellar imitation of an ADHD child on crack?

For some of you this may not apply if you haven't moved alot but...for us we have moved a bit so we have found it to be true no matter what...I wonder...Why is it that you always two weeks after you move in have a new neighbor move in too that has a rebel flag hangin off their beat up truck that bares a striking resemblance to the Beverly Hill Billies??? Every Damn Time...

Ok back to the Christmas thing...Why is it that on the Christmas we spent several $$$ on the lil one for like a bunch of commercialized crap ok, whateva...but the yr we were really tight and, swear on my grandfathers grave, we bought Christmas from the DollarTree it was the "best christmas ever momma!"... SAY WAT?!?...I also wonder why my dumb ass hasn't been ALL UP IN THAT DAMN DOLLARTREE every single freakin year since???? WTH man? Now that I really wonder about.

Why is it that when you find that perfect pair of shoes...you know the ones. That pair that you wear til you just absolutely HAVE to admit that they are no longer fit for human contact. Then you go to the store to find out that they don't make them anymore...not anything even close. Nope time has passed you by. You are now OLD. Like at this moment you feel like that old person wearing the velcro $5 shoes from Family Dollar that look like cheap nurse shoes...OH wonder if those feel good? I mean them old folks are all about comfort and obviously they don't care about looks or they sooo wouldn't be sporting THAT look...I wonder...If you see my car in Family Dollar parking, yep you guessed it! I have hit another all time low, and sadly I so don't friggin care! My damn feet hurt.

I wonder why they always tell ya diet food is great? No it ain't! Here is how that shit works folk, They bought it all, stocked their cabinets full and it was so expensive that they now have no money left to replace it with more food-REAL FOOD, so they fucking starve to damn death, hence the weight just flys off! There, diet food mystery solved. So I wonder...If you want to lose weigh why don't you just freakin stop eating, dumbass?

Why is it you are the ONLY ONE that never thinks you look like your picture?...I wonder that. I suppose it is self denial/self preservation probably because of the amount of, in your face pressure thrown at us from every direction these days to measure up to an unrealistic image (ie. Carmen Electra, or as my husband only thinks~HIMSELF, lmfao! but seriously, Patrick Dempsey)

I wonder why men are often in the worst mood in history (ie.d-heads) when we are the happiest? enuff said

Why is it some folks think that venting Uber personal frustrations as a status is a good idea. I suddenly feel like I, 2 secs after reading them, am torn at that moment as to whether to grab the phone and make a desperate plea for them to rethink their brainfart status report to the entire world wide web or to defriend them, cuz da da damn, people are gonna KNOW I am friends with this suicidal maniac...


These are just a Few of the things I wonder about...while my brain is on auto-pilot. For some of you I guess you are concerned for my mental health and for the others you're going, THANK GAWD I'm not the only one, well to the first half of you...

I wonder...are you a retards???...are you really just seriously sitting there part of the time with static between your damn ears...I really fucking wonder...

And for the other half...Welcome, Welcome, You are not alone...the mothership will be here at o4oo hours....*wink*

Please leave your comments...I pay in farmville coins...lmao...on the mothership they are worth a fucking MINT!